Narwhal

Peacocks on Plane?

Part of living in society is making compromises. None of us are more important than all of us.

Boil Dog River Water

Dog River residents are cautioned not to drink tap water without boiling it first because of a water-main break.

Hillary with Alien Lover

HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!

Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. Hillary is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance.